Somebody Switch on the LiteBright

It was inevitable. The Taylor Hicks fan site once named after his ex-girlfriend has decided they once again hate me. Chill and the gals have - since they're having a melt down of sorts, perhaps shut me out. Chill use to work that ploy in the past when the Muckies are having at me so I can't reply. It's something that she must have learned in Bully 101. Woe is me.

Taylor Hicks fan, BrightLite, on top of being somewhat ditsy has reading impairment. I'm also always fascinated at her complete inability to spell the simplest words correctly. Well, 'if you can't do, then teach', isn't that how that phrase goes? After all LiteBright is some sort of school teacher. Yes, I'd want my kid under her instruction.

Poor little LiteBright went into full spiral melt down after hearing about my post I wrote (this morning). I have just a portion of her rambling non-paragraphical nonsensical ravings focusing around her erroneous interpretation of my posting. Since she misread the post, it seems she's been afflicted with sort of green with envy goob, it's dripping from her long and pointed nose.

How interesting they could all have such a laugh over something not yet posted. All I had up last night were music videos. LiteBright and Taylor Hicks must have looked into her crystal ball or asked that Ouija board. She has mentioned what fun it would be to play Ouija with him. Yes, granted it was a full moon last night - now we see her blossom into a big squawking full Loon.

Check it out, LiteBright says,
"I am certain Sunny that Taylor is “following” you. He is your “Daddy” girl, he is your “old friend” as you say.
In fact he likes you so much, he came HERE last night AFTER reading your blog and spent the evening with GF’s here, and laughed his ass off at you. How do I know it was him, because he said so, and I beleive it! lol We could not laugh hard enough or long enough at you.
For crying out loud. Be real girl.
Best advice…get a life and live it. If you can’t get a life, invent one then, but do anything except make a fucking fool of yourself by printing fantasy garbage on a public blog where everyone can read it."

Well I guess that throws any credibility she was trying for regarding being a spiritual and good human being. I knew that veneer was about a dime deep. Now I'm sure there are some of you who wonder, "Sunny why do you talk to them? Why do you even post things like that look how they will act!" My reply, that's exactly why I posted that blog - I knew they'd go into a spiral tizzy. I did not reference my Ouija for that information - it's a no-brainer when it comes to that mentality. They are so amusing.

Since I am locked out, it appears at Chill's, I'll put my reply to them here:

"Evening you all stellar individuals. Bright your reading skills are not up to par sweetie. I did not say that picture was Hicks. I did not say that Mr. Hicks was the old friend. Whatcha smoking chica? Pass me some.

That picture referenced Aaron Ruffcorn in my hello to Jeanni reference. That picture is a photo of an old 'friend'. Clue to who, lie in the previous sentence.

Regarding Mr. Hicks coming to my site, I'd wager you all might really eat a lot of crow should I decide to serve it up. Doesn't make me special doesn't make it him, could be anyone at that address.

I've been getting hits from that location now for the past few months. No big thing, to me, but I just thought I'd mention it to see the melt down over here. I knew it would happen.

Is it "Daddy"? That's the 'mystery' brought up in the blog.

You all be good."

Considering how they all want to paint Taylor Hicks as a gentleman, etc... it is something to think about regarding his 'visiting them' and 'laughing his ass off' at me. Certainly not the behavior of a Southern gentleman. The ladies are so conflicted.

One other point, I made the commentary about Hicks being a "pimp" as a joke regarding the Meet and Greets, I mean for God's sake, I posted Frank Zappa's (son actually) "Willie the Pimp" song. Now, because I dared talk about the M&G's and joked around about it, now I'm accused of running about all over the internet assailing his character and calling him a lot of ugly names. Well, that's what the good Duckies at Chill's would have the casual reader think. (?)

Man, talk about blowing things out of proportion. That, my friends, how the Muck Duck quacks. Read the signs folks, read the words. Make up your own minds.

"Signs" Tesla

Lyrics
"And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do
So I took off my hat I said imagine that, huh, me working for you
woah!

Sign Sign everywhere a sign
Blocking out the scenery breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign

And the sign said anybody caught trespassing would be shot on sight
So I jumped on the fence and yelled at the house, Hey! what gives you the right
To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in
If God was here, he'd tell you to your face, man you're some kinda sinner

Sign Sign everywhere a sign
Blocking out the scenery breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign

Now, hey you Mister! can't you read, you got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't even watch, no you can't eat, you ain't suppose to be here
Sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside Uh!

And the sign said everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray
But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all,
I didn't have a penny to pay, so I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign
I said thank you Lord for thinking about me, I'm alive and doing fine

Sign Sign everywhere a sign
Blocking out the scenery breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign

Sign Sign everywhere a sign
Blocking out the scenery breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign."

Taylor Hicks vs Pan vs The Muck Ducks

Taylor Hicks' fan sites are keep on keeping on in their same old same old tracks.

Yesterday, that crazy side of me that just has to 'go there', sent me posting on Chill's. What did I expect? It's like that adage, insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. It's crazy to even attempt to carry on any sort of dialogue with certain people. It is true I have had my moments of snarky fun at their expense, but man, ladies who live in glass houses...

Taylor Hicks has been noted as possessing some unique "characters" who call themselves fans. Several rival anything that could be made up in a fictional story. Some sites have referred to these colorful folks as "Loons", when in actuality they're more like Muck Ducks, you know, the ducks that wander along the edge of a pond with beaks dredging the mud. I laugh at the 'loon' comparison since I resemble that remark from time to time myself, especially when I know I'm likely to step into a steaming pile of muck and go there anyway. Speaking of the 'muck', first time I stepped into the "Hicksian Muck" was late last year and yes, initially without my rubber waders. The whole fan wars thing that erupted among the Taylor Hicks factions was often funny, occasionally sad, sometimes borderline "Misery" movie scary, but always interesting.

I first met The Muck Ducks during my association with MFOYA. I had found the MFOYA site by accident through another Hicks' site. Upon first reading MFOYA I was struck by so many folks gathering in one on-line location to dance to the beat of this blogger. MFOYA was an excellent and sly storyteller weaving a web around their audience with a cunning that was Greek God Pan-like exceptional.

Admittedly I was fascinated at the mind(s) behind MFOYA and how readily readers were to either hate the site owner(s) or to follow them. MFOYA epitomized the fabled Pan, he the Greek God of shepherds and flocks; Pan was said to possess an ability to lead large flocks to dance at his whim and could also create panic and fear - but was also known for an ability to inspire and stimulate thought. MFOYA was just like that.
"The Stranger" Billy Joel

I disagree with any consensus that MFOYA to blame for Mr. Hicks possible drop in the Fan Ratings Department. I think it more likely some of the Fans themselves that are to blame for any of the cohesiveness lacking behind Mr. Hicks on-line. Fans like The Muck Ducks with their deriding witless, humorless accusations toward anyone that catches their limited level of consciousness in any facet concerning Taylor Hicks. Seriously surely reading some of their diatribes can't be an enticing inducement to join fan ranks, lest one be grouped with them.

"Guilt by associations", they like to quack to the world - or anyone who might be reading them, in their Salem-witch-hunt mentality, as they strive to define who is a fan and who isn't by associations. Thing is on the forum provided them by their webmistress, they are allowed open and full reign. Man, a day with these Ducks will suck the ever loving life out of any enthusiasm regarding even mentioning you might be a fan of Taylor Hicks.

Now what's really funny is that these two Muck Ducks imagine I owe them an apology. For what, and who the hell do they really think they are anyway? As I said previously, she who lives in glass houses... It tickled me and made me chuckle reading the mucky diatribes. Thing is, I never apologize for speaking the Truth. Yes indeed, "...the truth will set you free", as one of the Duckies quacked in her closing comment, yesterday.

I understand why the webmistress continues with them, they fit the structure of the site. She rarely writes more than a sentence or two and The Muck Ducks fly off on all sorts of tangents, letting their minds flap all over the white space of the site, brain cells happily bouncing among the fonts and pixels.

One of the Muck Ducks resorted to petty insults and of course had to attack me in a way she thought would create the most pain. Yes, she called my site boring. Boring to her because it's not a rambling monotone featuring her inane and ceaseless vapidly punctuated Taylor Hicks quacking. This site is not a venue for endless myopic and muck-minded written diarrhea concerning what these Mucky Duckies view as True Fan behavior. I mean if it's not about them, man, it is booorrrring. (Wow, possibly this blog will be more interesting, since egads, it is about them!) One thing is certain, I'll abstain from ever resembling the likes of these curious fowl women - folks you'll never hear me patting myself on my delusional back for all of my 'evidence files' and imagined CIA, FBI skills such as found within one of the Tormented Soul's ramblings.
"You May Be Right" Billy Joel


These are a carnivorous breed of duck. They eat their own. In the midst of one of the Fowl attacks on my persona, one of their regulars was assaulted. Perhaps the imagined smell of blood through Duckie dears' haze of monitor glare sparked some sort of primeval lower brain function. She resorted to attacking a real and complete Taylor Hicks' fan (henry8) just out of proximity, I'm thinking. Livid in her judgmental mind the fact that henry8 visits here, and dared visit a site not 'officially' sanctioned by the Muck Duck sisters. Yes, henry8 trespassed and for that she was savaged by the blind, narcissistic ego-maniacs known as the Muck Duck sisters.

This one's for henry8:


Yes, the shark, he has big teeth dear, but Ducks, only a loud quack.

You Wonder Why I Fight the Fight and Went MFOYA

Taylor Hicks, Idol Blues has incurred a real life and on-line enemy. It goes by the chilling moniker of 'Chill'.

On this 'cute and darling' puppies and kitties Soul Site she says this about moi:
December 1, 2007. Tags: MFOYA. Uncategorized.

chill replied:

"That’s pretty much been my point all along. Who the hell cares and what the hell kind people are you? To me, you’ve hit it right on the head. A bunch of wannabes! And they don’t care who they hurt or how they go about it, they want recognition, even if it’s cyberspace and even if they are hiding behind screen names. One of the posters over there, an alleged 15-year-old, was heard to cry over the fact that she “used to be famous” over on a board that has since banned her. Very telling statement. Famous? On a message board? haha. Then you have another poster, a wannabe journalist, who tries to play all sides of the controversy and calls it reporting. Another haha. She just wanted hits on her disorganized, messy blog. hmmm, don’t see that that worked. Sad thing is she’s a wannabe MFOYA. Now that’s someone to look up to, huh? Where’s Freud when you need him?'

Meaning, really, that she's one fat fugly Cow of a bitch taunting me on my 'journalistic ideals'. Google me BITCH, name is Jewels Richardson -and where the FUCK are you? NO where!

Certainly I have given up my passion and talent for free at times, but what the fuck have you, Idiot Ass Chill, to offer? Insulting other folk on-line seems to be her only talent.

Man, this is the way many of the Taylor Hicks fans trot. Fugly, Mean and Freaky. This Chill is the poster child of Fucked Up Fan Dom. This is what I have encountered not only now but in the past with the fan base. And anyone wonders why I am hanging with MFOYA. Bunch of mean-spirited morons.

Amendment: Apparently by using 'fat' some think I am now bashing the overweight of the world, which is not my intention. I'm guessing we as readers are just getting a little too P.C.

Unfortunately my temper got the best of me; Chill infuriated me with this and other niceties she's whispered in my ear.

I apologize for losing my temper. I can't guarantee it won't happen again.

Regarding where else Chill is on line, well it appears she may utilize the web for family tree research. Happy swinging Mary Jean Childress-Voegtlin.
Amendment: this individual whose name I was provided as the contact for "Chill" denies being Chill or knowing Chill. So Disregard the contact link provided. She says it is not she...so the source could be in error.