Taylor Hicks Fans, I was Invited to the Party but Not Allowed in...

Or is the title How Do You Spell Coward?

I think it goes something like C - H - I - L - L.

I was invited to the Taylor Hicks' girlfriend site's party tonight only to find the doors barred. Yes, I could peek in the windows of that asshat of a website, read their insults, but wasn't allowed in. Chill the pill popping webmistress of the formerly Caroline Lyders Fan CLub sent a personal invite to me through one of her insulting flunkies to a 'final party' she was hosting tonight. "Final" because apparently she's changing the name from the Caroline Lyders Fan Club to something else. I won't post what that name will be as it seems to change hourly.

Anyway I was invited to see what clever post she's come up with and was treated to this image to the right. I then found the Cyber Bully Sisters Jeanni, also known as Missy Scarlett and Siamese like twin, Celebrityblondebabe, also known as Blondebabe insulting me at their whim.

CelebrityBlondebabe is a cyberbully extraordinaire. In recent statements she has posted:

celebrityblondebabe // February 6, 2008 at 10:15 pm

OMG…was just sent an insert of Sunshine’s photo…how the hell can she put that photo up? Yee gads! Does she realize how she looks? Truly…is this a joke??? Is that really her? (Meanwhile I've seen her little pic at another fansite, she looks like a 250 pound bleached white whale. Do I insult her about that? No.)

Then she brags, (February 9, 2008 at 9:20 pm) "we have completely discussed WHO you all are and WHAT you do and WHERE you live and WHERE you work…all in private…beyond what you can see or hear or read about. You can’t copy, paste nor remark. How wonderful is that? It is absolutely fantastic!!!!! I am loving it. CAN’T TOUCH THIS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Bite me! P.S. AND WHERE you go to school…seems like you would have learned SOMETHING by now…geeze!"

The "Who and What" I'm not really sure of, one thing by the sound of this person it should be disturbing. I mean look at her writing styling, completely irrational and she's bragging about doing basically illegal activities - actual stalking. Not just visiting web sites - man, going out and finding where you live, work, and where you might go to school kind of shit. This and that sister of hers an example of scary on-line folk. They have bragged about calling possible employers, etc.. to see if you work there, they will email locations they think you might be found at - whatever it takes. They are relentless cyberstalkers of a high degree in that they have a great deal of practice. They also as you can see, dear readers, take absolute pride in their work. They love Chill's site of terror because they can post whatever insults they like and the respondee can't respond in return. It gets them off and makes them feel somewhat powerful in their sad little nothing lives.

Meanwhile, chill in her fantasy lofty position as webmistress encourages and condones her little cyber mobsters to have at it - do what ever and provides them safe haven as this ranting celebrityblondebabe says. Yes, they can do what they wish and outsiders cannot disagree nor say anything on that site about it.

Frankly if Chill had wanted to be truly not a Pig, (instead of denying she's one), she would have done the honorable thing. You know, say something along the lines of, well perhaps in our Taylor Hicks' fervor, we at (whatever name they will use) have possibly at times in our enthusiasm for Taylor Hicks have stepped out of bounds. We've maybe leaned a little on the Insane Side, and well, now we're going to go in a new and different direction, take our meds and behave ourselves. Chill-ster could add, something to the effect, "I will personally see that Jeanni and CBB will stop harassing folks at their personal-real-life jobs and maintain a sober and realistic approach limiting our stalking to the on-line world of visiting web sites only". She'd also graciously admit I kicked her ass - with words. Then, taking the high road she likes to imagine treading, she would have said, something to the effect, of, "I concede to agree to disagree and let bygones be bygones".

Did we see that happen? No we saw a bitter and rather ignorant display of an almost sadistic variety. Chill and her gang instead think it witty and smart to heap insults upon insults on me, yet I am shut out of the festivities unable to say a thing. That my dear readers is cyber bullying at its finest example. Henry8 you are a pathetic and shitty individual. Karma will be found and you won't like it.

Ah hell, I know I was visiting Fantasy Island for a moment, and missed 'da plane' but sadly not even an iota of that happened. Meanwhile they think as they've told me in numerous emails that the blogger they hold highest in esteem, Gray Charles also condones this conduct from them. Man, I'd be highly disappointed to learn any truth to that - but Chill and company seem to believe they have his "blessings".

Indeed I found myself rather let down and disappointed to learn that these people on that site, Taylorhicksgirlfriend.wordpress.com are really as ignorant, stupid and mean as I had originally thought. I had hoped for their redemption. I certainly hope for whatever sake, that Gray Charles doesn't think Chill and her approach an intelligent avenue for Taylor Hicks' support.
Dear readers, you want to see Pigs in the mud? Please click this link.

You think you can drag my spirits down with your inane and mean-spirited ass Chill? Think again. Remember the first time you assaulted me on-line? I do, I put up this video:
Eddie Vedder, Pearl Jam "Jeremy"


Well at least she did not post my personal information and other data that her cybermonkeys may have attempted to obtain.

I'm not going to set this to 'alert', not worth the effort. ha.

RADAR Magazine Rumbling in the Jungle of Taylor Hicks' Fans

Counting Crows, "Accidentally in Love"
Lyrics
video c/o kathyjones007

Radar Magazine posts an article focusing on one topic I've been talking about - the part of Taylor Hick's fan base freaking out, creating havoc, mayhem and in general acting like wild animals. Let's pause and reflect while we listen to Jethro Tull's "Bungle in the Jungle" video c/o jturner225

Venturing into the world of the fan base has been - well for lack of a better word, interesting. I yearly get into the fray on the A.I. Boards, it's been amusing and entertaining. I hang with the Worsters on VFTW and just have a little fun with the Idol season. Previously I had tried to hang out in the Hicks' fan forums as a means to stay in touch with what might be happening in his career, but there'd always be a certain group hanging on the board just a smidge too intense for my taste.
It's a jungle out there.

"Idiots". indeed.

Idol Blues Keeps on Trucking

Immersing myself into the Soul Patrol fan world of Mr. Hicks is certainly providing me with an education. I've been learning a great deal about myself, and have received a minute taste of what the celebrity must face in his or her position in the public eye. This foray into the psychology of the world of intense Idol worship, a borderline psychedelic experience. (Please enjoy the videos, they add to the story.)
"The Backstabbers" Song by the O'Jays

(video c/o Noromongrel)
On-line identities allow folks to masquerade web site to web site with relative anonymity, changing their names and handles as they see fit forum to forum. This ability often allowing the posters to deceive and manipulate others who may be unsuspecting. I am discovering the type of persona, the caliber of fan that made it possible for Mr. Hicks to have pulled off a win of such magnitude of American Idol season five. This type of fan possesses intensity and single minded determination. They can be a bonus or a bane, but definitely in the realm called reality, borderline disturbing.
"Snakes in the Grass" Kim Hill video c/o eden512

Kim Hill has an amazing voice, a gifted Christian soul singer. You can hear more from her on her site, HERE.

Experiences add to learning and life should be all about that - the quest for new adventures and personal growth. When a person ceases to learn more about the world, as well as about themselves, they cease to evolve, they begin to die. Granted not all lessons learned are positive, at least not initially. The test of an individual comes with what you do with what you've discovered.

Me, hell, I just gotta keep on "Trucking" video c/o Hairfarmer

Will It Go 'Round in Circles?

Taylor Hicks' career could be experiencing a circle of it's own. What once began as a growing assemblage of fans pulling together to elevate the man to the top of the season five Idol heap is spiraling into a freak show of toxic, caustic wasted space. True fans have watching in semi-horrific fascination, this relentless on-line tussle of stories, words and women on the beach. Sadly, some fans are opting out of the Hicks' base, exiting lest they become associated with the fanatical group haunting bloggers and gossip sites.

The on-line presence know as MFOYA did certainly do their share to develop turmoil by even bringing up the possibility that some sort of 'sham' was created as a cover for potential Taylor Hicks activities that might not be perceived as exactly 'wholesome'. Regardless, the true blame and shame needs to be placed squarely where it actually belongs; the shoulders of the individual(s) who began the Caroline Lyders Fan Club. Initially, under the guise of desiring to spread more positive information on-line for the hapless Ms. Lyders this group began banding up. Almost immediately it became clear the purpose for this Fan Club was not to come to the side of Ms. Lyders. The true underlying purpose for the creation of this rather pointless and vindictive site, to utilize her name as a way to goad and harass MFOYA. They've taken that steps further, concentrating on voicing their displeasure toward anyone who even posts on the site.

I find the CL Fan Club entertaining and fascinating similar to the way I might find watching a larvae morph into a mosquito. Gross yet, curiously engrossing.

"Creepy creatures" indeed; with Fan Clubs such as this and fans such as these, let's hope that we're not going to see Mr. Hicks involved in more downward circling career-wise, instead winding up in more gossip and spin in magazines.

Eric Clapton and Billy Preston - "Will It Go Round In Circles?" video c/o egnal94

Ah, Mr. Hicks, all of this makes me sad.

Ch-ch-Chain of Fools

The Taylor Hicks' Girlfriend site is humping MFOYA for attention once again. Yes, the mind-muddled prose challenged fans at the Caroline Lyders Fan Club have been hiding and spying with wild abandon on MFOYA's site. Seems they may have been experiencing somewhat of a brain boggled frenzy at MFOYA's recent posting, "Bereid me op voor het zal zijn moeilijke... waarheid kwetst..".

Checking out the post, I read how cute my little buddy hicksfan7 can really be. She is such a 'pleaser', striving so hard to be chill's little helper. Hicksfan7 valiantly attempts to demonstrate her devotion to the Fanatics.

Striving for creativity, she features 'me' as saying, "Icky words come out of my mouth just like dirty oatmeal." (Looking around at my posts, I have failed to find the 'icky words'.) Anyway, you go girl, jump right in with the Fools. Get down and dirty! Make chill proud.

Meanwhile celebrity(not)blondebabe, not to be left-out struggles mightily hoping for a mention. (Here you go.) In her always completely idiotic, raving brilliant manner she taunts, "Well…Henry8…I will be glad to take the brunt of your assassins…".

You see the topic had focus on henry8 and Jeanni being considered 'stars' regarding being commented about on MFOYA. You know you've made it when... Yes, I'm sure she'd rather it be all about her - starved for attention much, chica?

Seriously, click the link to their site above, it's a great opportunity for a laugh out loud moment.

"Shove het omhoog uw rearends. Dank u voor de lach, Liefde, Sunhildebroom.

"Chain of Fools" Aretha Franklin video c/o Ultracoolsixties


Oh, one more thing, this just in from RADAR Magazine, Taylor Hicks and His Maybe-Fake Girlfriend" article presented by Neel Shah. Some Glamour about Neel Shah.
To The CL Fanatics, Have a Festive Friday!

Taylor Hicks Has a New Nazi Sheriff in Town

Taylor Hicks must be proud to know there exists this little wordpress site currently operating with the monniker Caroline Lyders Fan Club. A rather misleading name since their sole (not soul) purpose in life and living is to target with a fierceness not seen since Nazi Germany versus the Jewish populace, the persons and inhabitants of the MFOYA fan site. Regarding Caroline Lyders Fan Club, not much really goes on concerning Miss Lyders.

It seems the rule of the wacky "websters" is to uphold conformity to the degree and extent that common sense and curiosity are not allowed. Deviating from their degree of reality lands the perceived violator relentlessly verbally and senselessly berated. As in Nazi land, too, variance of ideas, actions and thoughts are not allowed in the world of this little cyber camp. We must all march to the same drummer or face the wrath of their very own "Oz".

I mean, suspend logic and reason and let's not forget reading ability, because these have not one iota of meaning in this site. Participants seem to thrive only to spew hate and malice. They targeted me as the Cowardly Lion in their simple analogy of The Wizard of Oz. I then find in their brave example they have since removed that little descriptor. Yes, who is the Cowardly Lion now?
"Jeremy" Pearl Jam

"Clearly I remember pickin on the boy
Seemed a harmless little fuck
Ooh, but we unleashed a lion

You people in New York and other states don't understand - you don't call a Texan a Coward unless it is True. This site crossed that line. In my case, I may have tons of faults, but Coward, not one of them. I'm normally a peaceable individual unless you cross that line; that line has been obliterated. Got it?

This circumstance a testament to the degrading despair running rampant within the Taylor Hicks fan base. This particular site is nothing more than a bloody sad little humorless nasty and ignorant little spot on the cybermap with Goal One to say they are there for Hicks, yet do nothing but run the reputation and solidarity down. Soul Patrol? I doubt it, more like Sole Asshole Patrol.

So much for the holiday season - if you're in the mood to spread some Christmas Cheer and Thankful feelings for the season stop by and give The Caroline Lyders Fan Club a shout out for all the Love, Respect and Gracious Example they show the world.

Chill, really, you are a saint. Go pluck that Angel from the mall Angel tree and think of me.

I may be a lot of things negative but I am never Cowardly. Ever. I'll kick your sorry ass for saying so. Heads up chica. SIEG HEIL.

Soup NAZI