I'm now truly in a holly jolly festive mood after reading this very clever little ditty adapted from the original. (Find in the link the original poem written by Clement Clarke Moore.)
With Apologies to Mr.Moore
Twas the night before Xmas, and all through the land,
not a whisper was heard, perhaps they were banned?
The faithful just sat with their ears to the ground,
hoping that mfoya soon would make a sound.
Other loyals slept, tucked, snug in their beds.
While visions of photochops danced through their heads.
Sunny at standby, mfoya at her keys
about to send out it’s latest tease.
(c/o makingfunofyourasses)
Taylor Hicks Rocks the Rockefeller, sings Christmas tunes, video by blondi0001:
This isn't Taylor Hicks, but it is "Rock 'n Roll Christmas": George Thorogood
Happy shopping.

